Thriller Paradise

"What are you looking at?" A man in tin-foil armor leisurely walked over and read to the other person in front of him.

"The latest set of data refreshed in the testing area shows that ..." Toadman looked at the micro display screen on his forearm without turning his head and said,"that \'poker man\' has reached the standard of a planet-level hero in the physical test."

"Oh? Not bad. " The tin foil man said,"it seems that this Earthling from a parallel universe really has some skills."

"Do you know what this means?" Toadman continued in a deep voice.

"What?" It wasn\'t that the tinfoil man couldn\'t think of an answer, he just couldn\'t be bothered to.

"If he breaks through to level 15 in the written test ... Or answers more than 100 questions, then ..." Toadman finally turned his head and looked at his old friend."Even if he doesn\'t do anything in the \'special ability Test\', he can still be ranked in the \'Nebula-grade\'."

"So what?" The tin foil man shrugged."A high IQ hero ... Isn\'t that what we\'re looking for?" He paused for a moment."Old friend, you know better than I do ... These days, smart people are all \'villains\'."

"That\'s right. " Toadman replied,"so, I could tell with one look that the poker man ... No, I should say ... That \'Feng bujue\' is not a \'hero\'." "I don\'t see any motivation in his eyes to sacrifice or fight for \'justice\'. On the contrary, what I saw was \'he does things his own way, crazy and unpredictable\'... I know people like him too well. He reminds me of an old rival ..."

Toadman was silent for two seconds before he continued,"In order to achieve his goal, he can do whatever it takes. In front of the moral values that people generally acknowledged, he seemed to have no principles; However, in front of a set of inexplicable theories that he thinks are reasonable, he will keep his integrity and rather die than submit. " His tone became more intense."In the eyes of a person like him, there is no right or wrong, black or white. He only does what he wants to do, and he decides everything with his idealistic and egoistic ideas ..." He stared at the tinfoil man."Kritas, you should understand the consequences of letting such an extremely dangerous person obtain the qualification of a Galaxy-level hero ... Can you imagine how terrible it would be if A person like him comes in and interferes in the handling of Class B or even class A crises in the future?"

"Hmm ..." The tin foil man was silent for a long time. After a while, his expression changed slightly, and he said,"enway ... You might be right, but ..." He shook his head."At this stage, Feng bujue has not shown any hostility toward us. On the contrary, he has helped the Thunderbolt dancer and the trampling monster to resolve the crisis and has clearly expressed his intention to join the alliance."

The tinfoil man\'s character was much more cheerful and tactful than Toadman \'s, and his starting point when he considered things was not the same as Toadman\' s."He hasn\'t done anything yet. Even if he is plotting something in the dark, you can\'t put him on the opposite side without any evidence, can you?"

"Hmph ..." Toadman snorted unhappily,"of course I know this, and I don\'t intend to push him to our opposite side."

"Oh? What do you mean?" The tinfoil man continued.

"If he really wants to be a \'hero\', then I\'m sincerely gratified." Toadman said,"however, if he gets extremely high authority from the beginning, I\'m afraid it\'ll be difficult to see his \'heart\'..."

"Oh ..." The tin foil man immediately understood."So that\'s what you mean ..."

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On the other side, at the written examination venue.

"This ... This is too much ..." Feng bujue was holding a pen, and with a constipated expression, he frowned as he looked at a question on the metal table.

His current state was the same as when he couldn\'t answer the questions in his exams when he was young.

"Draw the DNA structure analysis of any native life form on planet marate ..." Brother Jue studied the question repeatedly but eventually gave up."This question ... How could the people on earth know?"

Not to mention that the people on earth didn\'t know, even if you found a maharte, they might not know. Only a biologist on planet marate or a cosmic biologist from other planets ... Could draw it.

"Hmm ... If I can\'t answer this question as well ..." Feng bujue then read it out loud."Including the two questions earlier, there are already three questions that I can\'t answer in this stage ..."

In the past hour, he had answered a total of 98 questions on the 14th step. On the 15th step, he had reached the fifth question. Two of the first four questions were wrong and two were correct. In other words ... He had barely passed a hundred questions.

"Tsk ..." Seeing that he could no longer answer the question, Feng bujue grumbled unhappily,"using knowledge blind spots to increase the difficulty, that\'s all you\'ve got ... If I could live for a few hundred years like you and my brain did not deteriorate, this question would be child\'s play."

That\'s right, brother Jue ... Also had such \'small quarrels\'. He never regretted anything in life. However, for some less important things, he especially liked to find excuses for failure. For example,"the guy who said my handwriting was ugly didn\'t understand the soul in my handwriting","the passers-by didn\'t dare to look at me because I was too handsome","I was born with bad luck because the heavens were jealous of my talent","what\'s wrong with men being Chuunibyou!" And so on.

Back to the main topic ...

Since he could no longer continue with the questions, Feng bujue gave up. He drew a middle finger on the answer section of Question 103 and clicked submit.

"Wrong answer. You have answered three questions wrong in this stage. The written test has been suspended."

A voice message and text appeared at the same time, announcing the end of brother Jue\'s written test.

[Please go to the next test site through the safety passage. Please look at the picture below for the passage direction. [If you need help, please communicate with the staff in uniform nearby.]

Then, a mini-map of the examination venue quickly appeared on the metal table. The map showed brother Jue\'s current location and the place he should be heading to. It even marked the nearest route.

Feng bujue glanced at it, stood up, and followed the path.

After more than an hour of rest, he had recovered a lot of his physical strength and his steps were lighter. However, the fatigue and soreness accumulated from various aerobic and anaerobic exercises had not been relieved. On the contrary, there was a feeling that was gradually spreading out, and he did not know if it would have an adverse effect on the next test.

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Five minutes later, Feng bujue arrived at the special ability testing area.

This time, the staff who came to meet him was a ... Or "a" zombie.

"A poker man, is it?" The zombie brother was also wearing a staff uniform and holding a tablet (this was their standard)."You did well in the first two categories. So far, it seems that you\'re almost at the planetary level."

Hearing that, Feng bujue sighed in relief. \'Planet-level\' was the lowest level that brother Jue had expected. If he had not even reached this level, then there was no need for him to test it after he reached level fifty.

"Er ..." Brother Jue then said,"this handsome guy ..." He looked at the zombie man whose skin was pale and half of his face was rotten, but he could still call him \'handsome\' without changing his expression. It was clear how thick-skinned he was."...How should I address you?"

"No problem," the zombie brother replied."I\'m the awkward spicy shredded chicken who ate brains quickly and forgot to bring a spoon. Hanlin, that\'s not what you said in bed last night. You even added a lot of special effects,\'life is short, why should we fall in love, love, and be touched? animal physics student ABBA can resurrect the brain-eating man\'"

Ten seconds ...

It took the zombie brother ten seconds to finish reading his name.

And it gave people the feeling that ... This was already considered fast.

"Holy F * ck ..." Feng bujue felt as if ten thousand alpacas were running across his heart. He thought to himself, your name is quite interesting ... Witty remarks, personality traits, ancient jokes, lyrics, rephrasing, and the revival manual for rage (or the internet\'s Ikari Warriors, which can be revived by pressing the word \'ABBA\' in the game) are all here! There were 87 words, not including English! What the hell was that \'SSSS\' at the end! Did Musashi Koganei give you this name?"

"Ha ... Ha ha ..." Feng bujue\'s lips twitched and he laughed drily."That\'s a good name."

"That\'s what people say ..." The zombie brother smiled and said,"I have to thank my parents ... On our \'Environmental Protection planet\', short, powerful, and loud names like mine are rare."

"The school on your planet can be dismissed after the roll call, right?" Feng bujue mocked internally.

"Ah, speaking of parents ... My girlfriend has agreed to come home with me to see the two of them in the next universe era. I\'m a little excited just thinking about it ..." The zombie brother showed a self-satisfied and happy expression and took out a photo from his pocket."Look, isn\'t my girlfriend pretty?"

What Feng bujue saw in the picture ... Was a cactus ...

He seemed to have understood something ...

Two seconds later, brother Jue replied with a deadpan expression,"I wish the two of you to have a child soon ..."

"Hahaha, thank you, thank you." The zombie brother laughed happily, but then his expression changed. My old habit is back again. I\'m so sorry that I started to talk about myself and show off my girlfriend. "

"It\'s okay ... I don\'t mind. " Feng bujue replied in a daze.

At this moment, if he could use one action to express his feelings, he would probably cover his crotch and roll on the ground.

"That\'s good. " The zombie brother continued,"then ... Come with me. After the last round of the test, you can go to the rest area and wait for the results."

"Hmm ..." Feng bujue answered and followed the man.

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The special ability Test was undoubtedly a rather dangerous test, so everyone\'s test environment was completely closed.

Before taking this test, the hero had to fill out a form and list the special abilities he had.

The cosmic super Alliance did not force the heroes to write down all their abilities in detail, but generally speaking ... The more abilities they displayed, the higher their rating. If you want to hide your strength, you have to be prepared to be underestimated.

Of course ... There were exceptions. For example, the [black hole Queen] of the Supreme Council. She only displayed one of her many abilities and was rated as a universe level. Another example was the other member of the Supreme Council, the monkey Hunter. This guy didn\'t show anything in the special ability Test because his abilities were basically displayed through physical fitness. He also took the best record in almost all the physical fitness tests. And in the written test, he had successfully pulled down the average score of the entire Alliance ... Even so, he was still a universal hero.

Feng bujue knew that among the players of Thriller Paradise, he was considered quite strong, but in this universe of superheroes, there were many people who could kill him in terms of physical strength. If he wanted to obtain the ideal \'Nebula-grade\' status, he could not hold back.

Therefore, brother Jue filled in a whole bunch of random stuff on the ability application form. He described almost all the effects of his equipment and skills as his \'ability\', and he even added \'able to memorize the last few hundred digits of pi\',\'able to stay awake for a long time without going to the toilet (a player\'s advantage)\',\'able to pass any lie detector test without using any equipment\', and other weird skills to make up for the numbers.

When the zombie brother took the form, he looked very embarrassed, because many of the contents were not worth testing. However, considering that he had a good chat with brother Jue earlier, and zombie brother would not be able to say that in person ... He could only enter the form into the computer with a smile on his face. He picked out some of the \'meaningful\' abilities and drafted a test process.

The rest of the matter was relatively simple. Feng bujue only had to follow the man into one room after another and show the abilities he had filled in. There were also some abilities that had already been demonstrated in the physical test, such as "air walk" and "ultra-high-speed movement", which did not need to be tested again.

Forty minutes later, brother Jue was done. Then, he said goodbye to his zombie brother and went to the \'resting area\'.

The rest area wasn\'t as detailed as the testing area. Other than a few non-physical creatures that couldn\'t stop, the physical creatures were basically all mixed together.

Whether it was the \'medium to small physical creatures\' like brother Jue, the little ones that were less than fifty centimeters tall, or the giant lifeforms that were twenty meters tall ... They all gathered together when they reached the rest area.

The wall here was marked with a very eye-catching line of large words: [Please be careful of your steps to avoid any trampling accidents.]

Thinking about it carefully, this sentence really had a deep meaning ...

After waiting in the resting area for half an hour, Feng bujue observed the heroes around him with great interest. He also tried to chat with many other players.

Even though brother Jue was not a sociable person, he was not going to let go of this opportunity to gather information. To be able to communicate with these higher life forms from different planets and different races, to understand the myriad of Galactic cultures, made Feng bujue extremely happy. If it were not for the rule that stated that one could not stay in the resting area for more than thirty-five minutes, brother Jue would have stayed there for three to four hours.

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Finally, after a full four universe cycles.

Feng bujue walked through the exit and came to the card collection counter. He was ready to collect his \'rated and certified\' hero ID card.

However, before he collected the card, he had one more thing to do ... And that was to stare at a statue in front of the exit for ten seconds.

The statue looked ordinary. It had a round head and facial features similar to a human \'s. Its body did not look very tall.

He was one of the founders of the cosmic super Alliance. In the universe\'s last and only \'S\' class crisis, he almost single-handedly turned the tide and saved the entire universe.

And he himself had paid the price with his life.

He was known as the greatest hero in history, but for some reason, no one knew his name. It was said that he was "erased from the world by God."

However, people still remembered his image.

Every hero of the superhuman Alliance had to come to this statue and let this "senior" take a look before they officially stepped on the path of heroes.

This was a tradition that had been passed down from generation to generation among heroes.

The last time he came to this universe, tinfoil man and Dr. Yongheng had told Feng bujue about this tradition in a serious tone. Naturally, brother Jue would not forget it.

"Hmm ... I feel like I\'ve seen this guy before." Feng bujue complained before the statue and stood there for another ten seconds without any respect before he went to collect his card.

After being identified by the other \'level\' device, brother Jue took his hero ID card from the card slot.

But ... When he saw the level of the card, he was instantly stunned.